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2009-08-12T01:32:00.001-07:00

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
~Author : Pierre Bayle Dictionairre Historique et Critique Famous Quotes

The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change; until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.
~Author : R D Laing Inspirational Sayings

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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.
~Author : Homer The Odyssey Nice Quotes

If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
~Author : Seneca Great Sayings

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.
~Author : Kenneth Williams Acid Drops 1980 Meaningful Sayings

I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.
~Author : John Adams Wise Quotes

Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Mirror Dance 1994 p 287 Motivational Sayings

Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present.
~Author : Albert Camus Famous Quotes

To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.
~Author : Peter de Gasto

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2009-08-12T01:31:00.004-07:00

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
~Author : Hermione Gingold from a press report 1973 Famous Quotes

The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules whose would you use
~Author : Dale Carnegie Inspirational Sayings

A great chessplayer is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he found it.
~Author : William Hazlitt on the Pleasure of Hating Nice Quotes

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
~Author : Carl Sagan Great Sayings

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
~Author : Frank Zappa Meaningful Sayings

Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
~Author : So I Married an Axe Murderer Wise Quotes

No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them deliberately.
~Author : Michel de Montaigne Motivational Sayings

Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that sense it is more ideal and less subject to trouble than marriage is.
~Author : George Santayana Famous Quotes

True poverty does not come from God.
~Author : Yiddish Proverb Inspirational Sayings

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2009-08-12T01:31:00.003-07:00

"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
~Author : George Bernard Shaw An Unsocial Socialist 1887 ch 5 Famous Quotes

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
~Author : German proverb Inspirational Sayings

Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
~Author : Peg Bracken Nice Quotes

His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.
~Author : J Tolkein Great Sayings

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.
~Author : Larry Wall Meaningful Sayings

A job is what we do for money work is what we do for love.
~Author : Marysarah Quinn Wise Quotes

It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.
~Author : Brother Theodore Motivational Sayings

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
~Author : Lady Mary Wortley Montagu Famous Quotes

I was never less alone than while by myself.
~Author : Edward Lawrence Gibson Inspirational Sayings

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Once a new technology rolls over you, if your're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
~Author : Stewart Brand Famous Quotes

We don't love qualities, we love persons sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.
~Author : Jacques Maritain Inspirational Sayings

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
~Author : Socrates Nice Quotes

Till last by Philip's farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come and men may go,But I go on for ever.
~Author : Alfred Lord Tennyson Great Sayings

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
~Author : Nicholas Murray Butler Meaningful Sayings

Don't overlook the importance of worldwide thinking. A company that keeps its eye on Tom, Dick, and Harry is going to miss Pierre, Hans, and Yoshio.
~Author : Al Ries Wise Quotes

You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
~Author : Rosalynn Carter Motivational Sayings

Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
~Author : Robert Browning Famous Quotes

When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
~Author : Epictetus Discourses Inspirational Sayings

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2009-08-12T01:30:00.001-07:00

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
~Author : Henrik Ibsen Famous Quotes

We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our own.
~Author : Harold Bloom Inspirational Sayings

The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.
~Author : Tupac Amaru Shakur Nice Quotes

We like someone because. We love someone although.
~Author : Henri De Montherlant Great Sayings

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
~Author : Harriet Meaningful Sayings

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
~Author : Russell Wayne Baker Wise Quotes

I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success - the earliest spark in the dreaming youth - is this: dream a great dream.
~Author : John Alan Appleman Motivational Sayings

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it
~Author : Jonathan Winters Famous Quotes

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
~Author : Frank Zappa Inspirational Sayings